My Sexting Mishap

Sexting can be damaging if you aren’t careful. Even if you are careful, you have no idea what the person receiving your sext message will do with that information. They can put the explicit photos up on the web for all to see, upload your video to something like You P0rn or forward and flat out show them to someone else.

Last night DE and I were getting completely turned on by one another. I had mentioned before that he was gone to Japan for 3 weeks and for some reason; I really missed him. I missed him so much that it scares me. More on that later. Back to the juicy details of my sexting mishap. So when he returned to the US on Friday afternoon he called me as soon as he landed. There was something so damn sexy about hearing his tired and jet-lagged voice that turned me on something fierce. Maybe it was the fact that I missed him like crazy or maybe it was that his voice was soft and relaxed. I don’t know what it was but all I knew is that I never wanted to rush over to Texas and jump his bones so badly. So  anyhow, he slept all day Saturday and then he called me yesterday (Sunday afternoon) and he started his sexual talk with me. Asking what color my bra and panties were, etc. He then proceeded to try and get me to fondle myself while on the phone with him which I kindly declined. It was getting close to dinner time so he said he would nap and call me later.

He called me about 10 in the evening and he tried to pick up right where he left off. The next thing I know he is providing me with details that involved him being in Japan alone some nights and images of me he had on his mind. Of course he totally turned me on and he requested photos of me. I felt brave and took a photo of my Va-J-J. And as I hit the sent button and saw the sending message load screen I notice the name didn’t say DE but it said DL!! Omg noooooooo! This can’t be happening!! I sent it to the wrong person! I sent it to a girl I went to college with. I was horrified and mortified and all DE could do was laugh and he then proceeded to try and bring me back to the place of having phone sex. I couldn’t! That was the last thing I could think about.

I immediately deleted DL’s contact information and went to my voice mail to change my personal greeting to a generic phone number one generated by the automated system. I am just praying that since I last spoke with her, she perhaps changed her phone number and that it went to a total stranger. Please oh please let a  stranger have gotten it.

I mean it could have been worse. I could have accidentally sent it to my dad or another family member. But still. I have learned my lesson and I don’t think I will be sexting in the near future. At least not until my G1 Android has a confirmation system of “Would you really like to send this photo to ‘person’s name’?

I am completely paranoid. Every time my phone alerts me to receiving a new email or twitter update, I fear it’s going to be a text response of “WTF Single Mom dating!!”.

I am such an idiot. For real.

Ok, now in other news. In the aftermath of my total humiliation, DE continued to try and coarse me into adventuring into messing around on the phone. I explained to him a million times it wasn’t going to happen because my libido has been completely shot. Anyhow our conversation just went crazy from there.

Phone conversation:

DE: Do you have any idea how bad I want you right now? Why do you have to be 2,000 miles away?
me: I dunno.
DE: I want to inseminate you.
me: What??? Why would you want to do that?
DE: You’re getting old Single Mom Dating! Wouldn’t you want to have my babies?
me: Why would you think I would want to be a single mother to another child?
DE: What’s the matter? You don’t want to have kids from an atheist half asian guy? What? that’s not good enough for you?
I am deeply offended that you didn’t even say ‘Fool, where’s my ring?’
me: I dunno, I am confused.
DE: What time is it there? Let’s see 2:30am, what if I fly over to you now. I could get there by 5:30am. Then what would you do? What would you do Single Mom Dating if I showed up at your door?
me: I don’t know. I would be surprised.
DE: Would you still f@#$ me?
me: I dunno DE.
DE: What do you mean you don’t know? I just flew 2,000 miles and you don’t know??
me: Don’t you think it will get weird?
DE: Single Mom, we are two grown adults. Of course its going to get weird. But we will work through it.
me: I’m afraid I’d get attached.
DE: Well, don’t get attached dummy.
me: DE, I am confused about you. You are everything I do not want in a man and everything I avoid in a man. But when you were gone in Japan, I missed you so much that it scares me.

He then proceeds back into trying to get me to mess around. Which I tell him no, its not going to happen and he then begins to get frustrated.

DE: Ok, what’s today, the 10th. So I will talk to you in 2 months when you stop being stupid and playing games.
me: DE, don’t do that. that’s ridiculous. Don’t you even care what I just said? I can’t believe we are having this conversation.
DE: Sweety. Don’t fall in love with me. I am evil.
me: You’re not evil. I just don’t know how I feel about you and it scares me. I know how I shouldn’t feel about you but I just don’t know.

We ended the conversation with him saying he will call me later. I went to bed saying a little prayer that the photo never was received by anyone.

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