The Recall

So lastnight I am folding laundry when I hear that I received a text message on my phone. I see a phone number listed that I do not recognize. The text reads “hey”. Well anyone under the sun whom has ever had my phone number can simply say “hey”. This is how this text message session went. For simplicity sake the unknown number is going to be referred to as “jerkface”.

jerkface: hey
me: I do not recognize this number. Who are you?
jerkface: Brian
me: (after a few minutes of trying to think who the hell Brian is) Oh, do you live in SoCal? Did we talk last summer?
jerkface: Wow, nevermind then lol
me: Oh you’re (insert local city) Brian
jerkface: yea
me: you kept my number? why???
jerkface: yea
me: I deleted yours
jerkface: why?
me: You totally blew me off. You stopped calling and messaging me so I moved on.
jerkface: We exchanged messages discussing why I backed off. it wasn’t because I didn’t like you. We had discussed this
me: No, I never received any messages from you and you never responded to my last myspace message.
jerkface: At your work e-mail? We talked about this back and forth through emails
me: you must have me confused with someone else
jerkface: We went to the movies on thanksgiving
me: You have me mixed up with someone else. We never met.
jerkface: Oh. i’m sorry for bugging you

Seriously, like how dumb do you have to be to completely mix up people in your cell phone?? And how stupid is he to think that some girl is gonna want to talk to him if the last contact she had with him was 2 months ago??? Boys are dumb…..’nuff said.

Tagged as: Text messaging, wrong number